newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.

newyorker:

Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.


*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

acidictrips:

cantankerous-canoodle:

submissivefeminist:

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

idk i tried to scroll past this but it’s too perfect

if you don’t love benson you’re wrong

(via closetoalmosthere)


dominika68:

Pride and Prejudice 2005 

(via lovingprideandprejudice)


Once she felt that he was looking at herself—observing her altered features, perhaps, trying to trace in them the ruins of the face which had once charmed him;

Anne did not wish for more of such looks and speeches. His cold politeness, his ceremonious grace, were worse than anything.

(via kieko1978)


laina:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

CAR JESUS

laina:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

CAR JESUS

(via opheliaboobies)


johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

(via ventai)


marmeenoir:

you know that part of the chilean national anthem football fans sing acapella? this is what it means.

"Sweet Fatherland accept the vows

with which Chile swore at your altars.

Either the tomb of the free you will be

or the refuge against oppression

Either the tomb of the FREE you will be!

or the refuge against oppression….

or the refuge against oppression…

or the refuge against oppression…”


footblogged:

That’s the thing about football. It demands to be felt

footblogged:

That’s the thing about football. It demands to be felt


fuckyeahandreapirlo:

Pirlo’s pass map from the Italy - England match today. 
95% of all passes completed. Amazing. 

fuckyeahandreapirlo:

Pirlo’s pass map from the Italy - England match today. 

95% of all passes completed. Amazing.