laina:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

CAR JESUS

laina:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

CAR JESUS

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johnthemod1:

THEY FUCKING WENT THERE.

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marmeenoir:

you know that part of the chilean national anthem football fans sing acapella? this is what it means.

"Sweet Fatherland accept the vows

with which Chile swore at your altars.

Either the tomb of the free you will be

or the refuge against oppression

Either the tomb of the FREE you will be!

or the refuge against oppression….

or the refuge against oppression…

or the refuge against oppression…”


footblogged:

That’s the thing about football. It demands to be felt

footblogged:

That’s the thing about football. It demands to be felt


fuckyeahandreapirlo:

Pirlo’s pass map from the Italy - England match today. 
95% of all passes completed. Amazing. 

fuckyeahandreapirlo:

Pirlo’s pass map from the Italy - England match today. 

95% of all passes completed. Amazing. 



Reblog if you survived 11 consecutive hours of football


Andrea Pirlo conjured Italy’s first goal of the World Cup 2014 with a fake

darthmater:

Jesus you gotta tell me what fabric softener you use

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youwinoryou-die:

Rest in Peace Oberyn Martell

RIP you legend

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